"The fat brothers" joke
There were these 400 pound brothers. One of them lost a lot of weight. The other one asked How did you lose all that weight? The skinny brother said I went to a weight loss clinic. The fat brother asked what weight clinic he went to. The skinny brother told him and said Dont do 100 pounds.
The next day the fat brother went to the weight loss clinic. The man asked him how much weight he wanted to lose. The brother said 50 pounds. He was put in a room with a beautiful woman. She said if you catch me you can have sex with me. They ran around and he eventually caught her and had sex with her. He went home and weighed himself. It worked and he wanted to go back.
He went back and did 95 pounds. He was put in a room with the hottest woman he has ever seen. She says if you catch me you can have sex with me. They run around and he eventually catches her. Once again he loses the weight.
The next day he goes back and decides to do 100 pounds. Are you sure? asked the clerk. The man said yes. He got put into a dark room and a hairy fat guy comes up behind him and says If I catch you I will rape you!
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