"The hole..." joke

there was this guy who was walking and walking and walking. he soon reached a tree and decided to take a rest so he sat under it and fell asleep. while he was sleeping, he dreamt an angel took him way up in the sky and was showing him aroung a room full of pierced walls so, he asked the angel what the holes in the walls were. the angel replied "every hole in each wall represent a persons wealth. the bigger ur hole in the wall, the wealthier you are." so the man asked "where is my hole?" the angel said he would soon find it... so the man looked and looked and looked. he saw all different sizes of holes. then he came across this VERY LITTLE hole which happened to be his. "this reprresents my wealth? shit! im so freakin poor! well we can change that..." then man stuck his finger into the hole and spun it round and round as to make it bigger. much to his surprise, he awoke and found his finger up his ass!!!

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