"The lab test indicated abnormal " joke

The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately. Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed. Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid. (Long fingers?) Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. A midsystolic ejaculation murmur heard over the mitral area. The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.

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