"The laws of love and dating" joke

If you meet a woman, and you like her, then she...
has a jealous boyfriend 6'4" 280 pounds
is a confirmed lesbian
only wants to be friends
doesn't notice you're even alive
About who tries to pick you up; if you're:
heterosexual, then homosexuals will try
homosexual, then heterosexuals will try
bi-sexual, then, no one will try
with someone special, everyone will try
About finding love; if you:
hope you found it, you'll be disappointed
think you found it, you're wrong
believe you found it, you're misinformed
have found it, you won't know until too late
About winning/losing; if you:
don't have anything to lose, you won't win
have something to lose, you'll lose it
do win, it's only so you can lose more later
If she appears to be having a good time, it's because:
she's fanaticizing, and not of you, either
she's been eyeing-up someone else
she's trying to make someone jealous
About dating, if she:
arrives with a man, it's the boyfriend she never told you about, and he has a few "questions" for ya
arrives with her girlfriend, it's because she wants some protection, not for anything kinky
comes alone, it's because she looks at you as a friend; there isn't a chance you'll ever be more either