"The man and the Ostrich" joke

A man walked into a Wendys with his ostrich and ordered a combo #3 and the woman behind the counter asked "Well what about your ostrich?"
The man said "oh, he'll have a Pepsi"
The woman said "ok that'll be $7.81"
The man reached into his pocket and pulled out exactly $7.81 in change.
The same thing happened 2 more times. Finially the woman asked "How do you keep pulling out the exact right amount in change??"
The man replied "Well I was cleaning out my attic and i found a lamp i rubbed it and a Genie cam out and offered me 2 wishes and my first wish was to have all the money for everything i wanted." The woman said "Ok and the ostrich??"
The man said "I wished for a chick with long legs."

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