"The pope and an attorney arrived at the Pearly Gates" joke

The pope and an attorney arrived at the Pearly Gates at just the same time, and St. Peter showed them to their quarters. First the pope was taken to his room, a small, spartan cubicle with a chair, a desk, and a Bible. Then the lawyer was shown to his room, a massive duplex with women, wine, and a huge waterbed,
"Excuse me," said the lawyer to St. Peter, "there must be some mistake. Shouldn't the pope have this room?"
St. Peter shook his head. "No. We have dozens of popes in heaven, but you're our first attorney."

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