"The redneck test 2/2" joke

... you wear knee-high stockings with a skirt.
... you follow the tractor pull circuit.
... you have more electronic equipment in your truck than in your house.
... your primary income involves pigs or manure.
... your best sofa came out of a Chevrolet.
... your favorite T-shirt is declared offensive in at least 13 states.
... you were expelled from summer school.
... you've ever been asked for your autograph at a rattlesnake roundup.
... you attend a parent-teacher conference wearing flip-flops.
... your baby's crib mobile is made out of beer cans.
... you've ever been asked to leave Shoney's all-you-can-eat breakfast.
... you have a grave in your yard.
... you've ever stolen toilet paper.
... you think the theory of relativity has something to do with inbreeding.
... your deceased hunting dog's tombstone is larger than your grandfather's.
... you wake up in the morning already dressed for work.
... you think the police can't see you because your truck is painted camouflage.
... your car ashtray is so packed, you can't get it out.
... you think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
... you're driving a vehicle with no original body parts.
... you quit your job because deer season's fixin' to start.
... your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby due to an alien abduction.
... you've ever gotten into a fist fight over a bowling score.
... you're a member of the "Chaw of the Month Club.