"The senile chairman of the board walked" joke
The senile chairman of the board walked into the meeting, ponderously took his seat, and looked to his left.
"My word," he muttered, "look at you, Laurence! You've lost weight, got rid of your eye- glasses, and-correct me if I'm wrong-but even the color of your hair is different."
The senior VP squirmed uneasily. "Excuse me, Mr. Eisner, but. . . I'm not Laurence."
"Good Lord!" the old man exclaimed, "you've even changed your name!"
No one believes seniors. . . everyone thinks they are senile.
They were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.
Holding hands they walked back to their old more...
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