"The stress diet" joke

BREAKFAST
1/2 Grapefruit
1 piece whole wheat toast
8 oz. skim milk
LUNCH
4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast
1 cup steamed zucchini
1 Oreo cookie
Herb tea
MID-AFTERNOON SNACK
Rest of the package of Oreo cookies
1 quart of Rocky Road ice cream
1 jar Hot Fudge
DINNER
2 loaves Garlic Bread
Large Mushroom and Pepperoni Pizza
Large Pitcher Beer
3 Milky Ways
Entire frozen cheesecake, eaten directly from freezer

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