"The trial" joke
Three men went on a boating trip and crashed on an uncharted island and were stranded.
They were found by canniables and were told they could live if they passed the trial.
The king of the canniables told them the first step of the trial was to go off and find 10 of the same fruit.
So all of the men set off in different directions.
The first man came back with 10 apples. The king told him he had to stick all 10 apples up his butt without making a sound or expression. The first one went up and he didnt get killed. But on the second one he cried out and was killed. The second man came back with 10 berries and was told the same. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...then he started laughing hysterrically and was killed.
The first man met up with the second man in heaven and asked him why did you laugh you could have lived.
He replied, I couldnt help it...I saw Dave coming back and he had pineapples.
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