"There Are Worse Things Than Being Gay" joke
A gay Jewish boy phones home, and tells his momma that he wants to go back into the closet. The reason being that he has met a wonderful girl and they are to be married.
He adds that he knows this will come as a huge relief to her, as his gay lifestyle had been a source of much distress for her.
Of course Momma is over the moon, and wants to start making wedding plans immediately!
Then after a pause, she ventures "I suppose it's too much to hope that the girl is also Jewish?"
He replies, "yes Momma, she is Jewish, and what's more, is from a very wealthy and respectable Beverly Hills family."
Momma is beside herself! "And what is the name of this wonderful girl?"
And the son replies,
"Monica Lewinsky".
There is a looooong pause. Then Momma asks,
"Whatever happened to that nice black boy you were dating last year?"
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