"There was 6 blondes and 1..." joke
There was 6 blondes and 1 brunette riding in a car over a bridge. Suddenly, the bridge collasped, leaving all 7 of them holding to a rope that was about to break. The brunette gave a wondurful speech about how she was going to let go, so the others could live. The blondes were so touched that they clapped.
Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...