"There was 6 blondes and 1..." joke
There was 6 blondes and 1 brunette riding in a car over a bridge. Suddenly, the bridge collasped, leaving all 7 of them holding to a rope that was about to break. The brunette gave a wondurful speech about how she was going to let go, so the others could live. The blondes were so touched that they clapped.
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"