"There was a rich guy and a poor guy sitting together in a bar" joke
There was a rich guy and a poor guy sitting together in a bar. The poor guy says "Well I must be going because I don't have that much money so I must go" (he stands, ready to leave) The rich guy says "No, sit down and I will buy you more drinks."
Poor guy: "Alright, but just one more, I really have to be getting home. It is my wife and I's anniversary"
Rich guy: "Really? My wife and I's anniversary was last week!"
Poor guy: "what did you get her?"
Rich guy: "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes"
Poor guy: "what made you decide to get her those?"
Rich guy: "Oh, I figured that if she didn't like the diamond ring, she could drive it back to the jewelers. So, what did you get your wife?"
Poor guy: "I got her a pair of flip-flops and a dildo"
Rich guy: "What made you decide to get her those?"
Poor guy: I figured that if she didn't like the flip-flops, she could go fuck herself."
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