"There's A Choice" joke

While on a flight, Bill Clinton was seated next to Jerry Falwell. When the plane was airborne, the flight attendant went around taking drink orders.
Clinton requested a scotch and soda, which was brought and placed in front of him.
The attendant then asked Mr. Falwell if he would like a drink. "Ma, am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!" replied the disgusted minister.
Clinton immediately handed back his drink and said, "I'm sorry, I wasn't aware there was a choice. I'll have the same thing he's having."

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