"Things We'd Like To See On Company Motivational Posters" joke

If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.

A person who smiles in the face of adversity. .. probably has a scapegoat.

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.

Your job is still better than asking "You want fries with that?"
If at first you don't succeed - try management.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.