"Things that suck about being a guy" joke
Things that suck about being a guy:
* The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000.
* External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.
* Even if you get your head caught in an industrial wood chipper, you're not allowed to cry.
* Ribbed for her pleasure - not yours.
* You have to wear ties.
* You can't flirt your way out of a jam.
* "Women and children first."
A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "Fuck, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don`t use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he more...
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