"Things to do While Taking a Drivers Test" joke

1. Turn the radio on. When the instructor's hand reaches to turn
it off, slap his/her hand.
2.Rev the car really high, turn to the instructor, and say with an
evil look, "Buckle Up!"
3.Come dressed in a suit.Before the examiner gets in the car,
ask him/her to put a peice of saran wrap so he doesn't get the
seat dirty.
4. When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch
and say, "oops!"
5.Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "now which
one is the gas again?"
6.Fill your car with beer bottles.
7. After the instructor gets in the car, pop the hood, get out
and the oil.
8. Throughout the entire test, talk about how Aunt Gertrude
smells like mothballs.
9.Swear at everybody on the road.
10. Tell the Registar that you are taking the remidial test.
11. When your at a red light look back and forth between the
light and the person next to you.
12.Beep your horn at everything.
13.Flip everyone off.
14. Before you go to take the test hang a stuffed hand outside
the trunk so that it looks like someone is inside.
15. Break off your rear-veiw mirror and then ask the instructor
to hold it