"Third Sacrifice" joke
The Whole World Is Riding In A Ship. God Stops The Ship And Says "Give Me Three Sacrifices And I Shall Let You Go Or Else You All Die". The American Tells "Long Live America " And Jumps Over Board. The Japanese Tells "Long Live Japan " And Jumps Over Board. There Is A Long Wait And No One Else Is Ready To Sacrifice Themselves. God Becomes Impatient. Suddenly There Is A Cry From An Indian "Bharath Matha Ki Jai" And Pushes The Pakistani Over Board As The Third Sacrifice.
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