"This One's Yours" joke
Two men were bear hunting. While one remained in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found an enormous bear, took a shot, but only wounded it.
This enraged the bear, causing it to charge towards the man. He dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.
As fast as he was running, the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind the man to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
The man quickly jumped up, slammed the cabin door shut and yelled out to his friend inside, "You skin that one while I go and get another!"
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