"This is the FBI summary of a..." joke
This is the FBI summary of a conversation that took place this week
between President Clinton and Ashley, a brand new intern in the
White House.
Ashley walked into the White House for her first day of her
internship and was greeted by the President. After a short tour of the
White House the President asked, "How would you like to see the
Presidential Clock?"
Ashley looked troubled and said "I don't know Mr. President. I
have heard some pretty bad things about you. I don't think that would
be a good idea."
"Nonsense" said the President. "It's just a clock." Ashley
agreed and the President led her into the Oval Office where they were
alone. He closed the door, dropped his pants, and pulled it out. Ashley
gasped.
"Oh that's not the Presidential Clock, that's the Presidential
Cock!"
To which the President responded, "Ashley, honey, once you put a
face and two hands on it, it's a clock!"
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because,' It's a lot of money!'
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her more...
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it."
In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the better of more...