"This old man!" joke
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in.The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter.The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old man's milk and then he took a seat at the counter.The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.Without a muttering word of protest, the old man gets up from his seat and quietly leaves the diner.Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he!"And the waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either.He just backed his truck over three motorcycles!"
Not enough votes...