"This woman needs a Divorce, Well....." joke

A woman went to an attorney, seeking advice on a divorce.
"Do you have grounds, Madam?" the lawyer asked.
"Oh yes. More than I need. I have over six acres."
"I guess you didn`t understand my question.
Let me put it another way. Do you have a grudge?"
"No, but we have a parking space," she replied.
"I`ll try to be more explicit, Ma`am,"
said the attorney. "Does your husband beat you up?"
"No, usually I get up long before he does."
Losing patience, the attorney asked,
"Are you quite sure, absolutely sure,
that you want a divorce?"
"I`m not the one who wants a divorce," she replied.
"My husband does. He claims we don`t communicate."