"Three Surgeons Were Discussing" joke

Three surgeons were discussing their favorite type of patients. The first said: "I like artists. When you cut them open, they are awash with colour inside." The second doctor said, "I much prefer engineers. When you cut them open, everything is orderly and numbered." "Nonsense," said the third doctor. "The easiest are lawyers. They have only two parts - their mouth and their rears - and those are interchangeable."

"You're a cheat!" shouted the lawyer's client. "You're a scoundrel! You've kept me hanging for months and got rich on my case alone!" "That's gratitude," said the offended lawyer. "And right after I named my new yacht after you."

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