"Three Very Tough Mice" joke

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, “I’m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison! ”
The second says, “Well I’m so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart! ”
Then the third rat gets up and says, “Later guys, I’m off home to harass the cat. ”

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