"Three family members died" joke
A man in a bar saw a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he commented, “You look terrible. What’s the problem? ” “My mother died in June, ” he said, “and left me $10, 000. ” “Gee, that’s tough, ” he replied. “Then in July, ” the friend continued, “my father died, leaving me $50, 000. ” “Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you’re depressed. ” “And last month my aunt died, and left me $15, 000. ” “Three close family members lost in three months? How sad. ” “Then this month, ” continued the friend, “nothing! ”
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