"Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an Ame..." joke
Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, " says the genie. The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America." With a blink of the genie`s eye, `FOOM` - the land in America was forever made fertile for farming. The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country." Again, with a blink of the Genie`s eye, `POOF` - there was a huge wall around France. The Englishman asks, "I`m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. The Genie explains, "Well, it`s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out." The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."
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