"Time's Running Out" joke
A man went to his doctor and was told that he only had 24 hours to live. He went home and told his wife and after they both had a long cry over it, he asked her if she would have sex with him since he only had 24 hours left.
"Of course, darling," she replied, and they had sex.
Four hours later they were lying in bed and he turned to her and asked, "Do you think we could do it again since I only have 20 hours left to live?"
Again, she responded sympathetically and agreed to have sex.
Another 8 hours passed, and she had fallen asleep from exhaustion, when he tapped on the shoulder and asked her again, "You know, honey, I only have 12 hours left. Why don't we do it again for old time's sake?"
By this time she was beginning to get a little annoyed, but reluctantly agreed.
When they finished, she went back to sleep only to have him tap her on the shoulder 4 hours later, "Honey, I really hate to keep bothering you, but I do only have 8 hours left before I die, so could we do it again?" he asked.
Turning to him with a disgusted look on her face, she snapped, "You know, YOU don't have to get up in the morning... but I do!"
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