"Tips from Efficiency Expert" joke

The efficiency expert concluded his factory lecture with a warning: "Don't try these task-organizing tips at home."
"Why not?" asked a worker.
"I did a study of my wife's routine fixing breakfast," explained the lecturer.
"She made a lot of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table, and cupboards, often carrying only one item. 'Hon,' I suggested, 'why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"
"Did it save time?"
"Actually, yes. It used to take her 20 minutes to get breakfast. Now I do it in seven."

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