"Toasts from the UK" joke

Here's to the Scots, who keep the Sabbath,
And everything else they can get their hands on.

Here's to the Irish, who fight for what they believe in,
When they can remember what they believe in.

Here's to the Welsh, who pray on their knees,
And also on their neighbors.

And here's to the English, a self-made peoples,
Relieving God of the responsibility!