"Toilet encounter" joke

A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling, so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him.
"Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the customers."
"I was just trying to get attention through shocking others. I'm sorry, I think I'll go home and rethink what's important in my life. Pardon my childishness."
The barmaid granted that pardon and she went back to work.

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