"Tom Arnold Files For Separation From Wife" joke

Tom's 3rd marriage to Shelby Roos has left him filing for separation. The Couple were married in 2002. He was also married to Rosanne Barr for 4 years and his marriage to his second wife Julie Lynne Champnella oddly enough only lasted 4 years.
In a related story Tom Arnold has decided to run for President, because he knows he has at least one more set of 4 years in him. And he was a B student so he figures he is a shoe in. He also knows the defination of "it".

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