"Too many drinks" joke
A high court judge is at a bar in a high class hotel where he is a regular visitor. He drinks into the small hours of the morning. On leaving the bar he vomits down the front of his suit then staggers to his parked car, which he manages to start and drives home in a most dangerous fashion. When he arrives at his mansion in a suburb, he falls out of the car, and staggers to the door which his wife opened. On seeing his state she enquired as to what had happened. “I had a few civil drinks in the Shelburne hotel, and when I came out a drunk got sick all over me. But the police caught him and he’s up in front of me in the morning. I’ll give the swine 6 months in jail” he replied. His wife then sent him to the shower and then bed, while she made him some food and a hot drink. having put his soiled cloths in the wash she returned to the bedroom with his food. “How long did you say you would give the drunk in jail” she asked. “6 months ” he replied. “Well you better make it 12 for he’s shit in your trousers as well. ”
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