"Top 10 Ways to Get Kicked Out of a Nine Inch Nails Concert" joke

10. Cover Trent's eyes and say "Guess who?"

9. Burn Trent in effigy

8. Make farting noises

7. Make beep noises when they curse

6. Two words: silly string

5. Tickle Trent during a more intense song

4. Toss a beanie baby on stage with a note attached saying "Enjoy" when they're singing "Closer"

3. Wear fake nails (nine inches long, of course), and poke everyone-including security

2. Sing stuff by *NSYNC to confuse them

1. Wear a T-shirt that says "I LOVE MARYLIN MANSON!"