"Top 10 reasons for being German" joke

1. You have to fill in at least ten application forms to get the forma
you really wanted at any government institution.

2. Being a notorious tree-hugger, you can make every American
environmentalist look like some back-door ecology pig.

3. You belong to the only people on the world that lets its daily
policy be influenced by the deeds of some madman some sixty years ago.

4. No matter what you do, the international press will either call you
a warmonger, a Nazi or a wanna-be-Napoleon.

5. good beer

6. good food

7. Tradition (not to be confused with that blood-and-honour-crap the
Nazis believed in)

8. Autobahnen (motorways) without speed limit

9. Mercedes

10. In-built sense of pacifism (true! )