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Top 10 Benefits of a White House Internship
First-hand knowledge of domestic affairs
Pay is lousy, but the hush money is great
Gives new meaning to MTV slogan ''Rock the Vote''
Observe the President's commitment to young people
first hand
Learn intricacies of statutory rape law
Have President chase around desk brandishing his
'subpoena'
President tells you he really wants you on his staff
Try out JFK's legendary rocking chair
Have President introduce you to his 'special
investigator'
Find out what a politician means when he says he's
been polling his constituents