"Top 10 Reasons for Going to Work Naked" joke

No one ever steals your seat.
Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
You want to see if it's like the dream.
To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
"I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants".
Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.
Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
...and (drum roll) the number one reason to Go To Work Naked:
Your boss is always yelling "I wanna see your ass in here by 8 in the morning!"
-=} Randall {=- A naked man fears no pickpockets.