"Top 10 Sumo Wrestler Pick-Up Line" joke

10) They call me' Don Juan in diaper'. 9) I'm a 400 pound hunk of burnin' love. 8) Let's enjoy the traditional Japanese custom of gettin' it on. 7) Wanna wrassle? 6) I may look tubby, but I got an ass like a jackhammer. 5) People say I look like a young Paul Newman. 4) Wanna do it with a fat guy? 3) I'm 3 percent muscle, 50 percent fat, and 100 percent sex machine. 2) You can be on top. 1) I've got Mount Fuji in my pants

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