"Top 10 Things Asians Should Have" joke

10. Top Ramen 9. Plastic covered furniture 8. Motorola pager 7. Acura Integra w/ curb side scrapers, fog lights, spoiler, rims, etc.. 6. Rice cooker 5. Anything with Sanrio on it 4. Karaoke machine 3. A college degree 2. Joy Luck Club video 1. Family =)