"Top 10 country music titles" joke

The Top 10 Country Music Titles
1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven and Your Buns in Bed.
2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
3. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
4. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here!
6. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger.
7. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better.
8. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd be Out By Now.
9. I Got In At 2 With A 10 and Woke Up At 10 With A 2.
10. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body, Except For Mine.