"Top 10 fun things to do at a bowling alley" joke

Hide behind the pins, stick your head up laughing hysterically.
When ever a strike "X" appears on the screen, start yelling about how this is a Black Panther conspiracy.
Bring Zippo fluid, light the pins on fire.
Pray to the pins, leave sacrifices.
Sit in your lane and heckle others with a bullhorn.
Bring a dartgun. Be inventive.
Wrestle with your ball. (WWF Style) Ask someone to ref.
Walk around asking people why they are here. Do this the whole night.
Trip EVERY member of the opposing team, trip your team, trip everyone.
Even if you miss totally - At the top of your lungs scream STEEEEEERIKE.

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