"Top 10 signs that you are married to a cop" joke

When an argument starts... he calls for backup.
Refers to the bedroom as "The Pokey."
Calls passing gas the "silent alarm."
Has a secret desire to see you in a Kevlar nightie.
Lots of references to the "old night stick."
Never hear him say "Oh man... not donuts again!"
Refers to his winkie as the "Breathalyzer"
Stops you during lovemaking to ask if you know how fast you were going.
Handcuffs don't turn him on anymore.
and the number one sign you are married to a cop...
Yes, that *is* a gun in his pocket!!!