"Top 10: the Redneck and the Computer" joke

Ten ways to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer
10. Your monitor is found up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tabacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have dodge truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There is a spit cup in the CD-ROM.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
AND, the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a
computer is. ..
1. The mouse is referred to as "Critter".