"Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500" joke
13> “None for me, thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your teeth. ”
12> “Tampax! Get your Tampax here! ”
11> “Hey, shut up! I can’t hear the race! ”
10> “Sex with your sister!? Man, that’s sick. ”
9> “My GOD, this is a splendid Merlot! ”
8> “Hey, you with the large breasts - out of the way! We’re trying to watch a race here! ”
7> “Chesterton, be a good lad and retrieve the Wall Street Journal from my attaché case. Then fetch me some clotted cream for my scone. ”
6> “What a coincidence, Hank - all my friends are boycotting Hooters, too! ”
5> “These are even better seats than we had for the Lionel Richie concert! ”
4> “Good morning, Mr. Trickle. We at ‘Depends’ understand you’re looking for a new corporate sponsor…”
3> “Whew! No more beer for me, fellas…”
2> “Filling in for Dale ‘The Intimidator’ Earnhardt today is substitute driver, Michael ‘Lord of the Dance’ Flatley. ”
1> “…and now, singing our national anthem - international recording artist Boy George! ”
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