"Top 20 replies by computer programmers when their programs don't work" joke

"That's weird."
"It's never done that before."
"It worked yesterday."
"How is that possible?"
"It must be a hardware problem."
"What did you type in wrong that made it crash."
"There is something wrong with your data."
"I haven't touched that module for a month."
"You must have the wrong version."
"It's just a coincidence."
"I can't test everything!"
"THIS can't be the source of THAT!"
"It works, but it hasn't been officially tested."
"Somebody has changed my code."
"Are you sure you don't have a virus in your system?"
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it FEEL?"
"You can't use THAT version on YOUR system."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"Where were you when this program blew up?"
And the number one comment was:
"I thought sure I fixed that!"