"Top Most Rejected Children Book Titles" joke

Top 10 Most Rejected Children Book Titles
1. The Magical World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator
2. Where to Find the toys in the Oven
3. 101 Games to Play in the Road
4. Homemade Fireworks using a Bathtub, a Blowdryer, and a Fork
5. Your Nightmares are real
6. Monsters Killed Grandpa
7. All Guns Squirt Water
8. How Fun it is to Tie a Squirrel to a Kite
9. If its Storming out the Best Place to keep shelter is under a tree
10. Dad's New Wife Robert