"Top Ten Pick-up Used By Asian Men" joke

I may look like a nerd, but it's only a disguise. I carry this beeper not to feel important but so my mom knows where I am. I carry this phone to call her back. Uhhhh, no, I didn't play football in high school, but I did letter in varsity volleyball and tennis. Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chick from Street Fighter 2. What do I do? Gee, I thought you would never ask. Y'see, I'm finishing my first year of residency in internal medicine. Yeah, (sniff) I cried during "Joy Luck Club." Do I cook? Well, not really but I can whip up a pretty mean fried rice! You know what? It's strange, but I get mistaken for a white guy all the time! Hey baby, wanna ride in my 16-valve, twin-cam lowered Acura Integra with BBS gold spiked rims and a sub-woofered stereo that'll leave you breathless? My eyes may seem small but I've got a HUGE personality.

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