"Top Ten Reasons To Play Tuba" joke

10. It's better than playing bagpipes.
9. When you play, people listen.
8. During rehearsal you get to sit in the back of the room.
7. During marching practice you can use the bell to block out the sun.
6. People hold doors open for you.
5. You don't have to wear those silly hats.
4. Many girls do prefer guys with large instruments.
3. You can say "Here comes Niagra..." right before emptying your tuning slide.
2. You'll never be blamed for being the one with the squeaky reed.
1. BECAUSE I PLAY TUBA!!!!

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