"Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad McDonald's" joke

Your "Quarter Pounder" has a long, thin tail.
The kid serving you has grill marks on his forehead.
Sign out front reads, "No shirt, no shoes, no reason you can't get a job here."
Their Mayor McCheese was caught in a hotel room smoking crack.
Blocking drive-thru is the bloated body of Wendy's founder Dave Thomas.
Manager takes a bite out of every burger to make sure it's okay.
In his photo, employee of the month is holding a mug shot number.
You spill vanilla shake and it burns a hole right through your pants.
A guy dressed as Ronald McDonald keeps asking to touch your food.
Their slogan: "Did somebody say 'E Coli'?"

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