"Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Cheap Car" joke

10. Your tinted windows are more commonly known as Hefty Garbage Bags.
9. The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill.
8. The rear-view mirror says, "Objects in Mirror Are Better Than This Piece of Junk."
7. The hi-tech stereo system often requires a new needle.
6. The odometer on the dashboard is not as sophisticated as the everyday abacus.
5. Traffic Watch alerts other drivers which highway you're taking.
4. The sticker on the windshield says, "Batteries Not Included."
3. You fill up the tank with Unleaded Coals.
2. The only restaurants you can go to are those offering Valet Pushing.
1. Whenever you pass hitchhikers, they put their thumbs down.

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