"Top Ten Signs You've Joined A Cheap HMO" joke

10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include - Take a left upon entering the trailer park.
8. The tongue depressors have a faint taste of Fudgesicles.
7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6. Preventative Care coverage lists only one item - "An apple a day".
5. Your 'primary care physician' is wearing the pants you donated to Goodwill last month.
4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
1. You ask for Viagra and what you get is a popsicle stick and duct tape.

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